THE COMPLETE BILL COLLECTION: ON SALE THIS MONTH ONLY!
For the next 30 days we're offering three DVDs for the price of one! WHAT'S WRONG WITH US??
Pick up DON HERTZFELDT VOLUME 2 and get the original DVD singles EVERYTHING WILL BE OK and I AM SO PROUD OF YOU thrown in for FREE, featuring hundreds of pages of deleted scenes, abandoned ideas, notes, explanations, storyboards, sketches, and assorted nonsense not available anywhere else! Between the three discs you'll have every artifact from Bill's story that we've ever released!
Give away extra copies to friends! Plant them in the ground and grow DVD bushes! Playfully wedge them into spaces that are DVD-shaped!
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? DON'T BUY THIS! IT WILL FINANCIALLY RUIN US! YOU ARE STARVING MY SQUASHY BABIES