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bitter films - women's everything will be ok death t-shirt

off-white, 100% organic fine jersey cotton
"american apparel" organic tee, with don's signature on the left sleeve.
brand new! dripping with horrible newness. get a towel the newness is so new and horrible. and organic. and new. why is my torso wet? because this crazy shirt is just that new.
*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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bitter films - women's everything will be ok fish t-shirt

black, 100% cotton with "everythingwillbeok" double-printed on the back of the neck, don's signature on the left sleeve, and inexplicable squiggly lines along the front. in spooky black. blackity black. roll around in the shirty blackness. partially imported from japan. bill has a headache.
*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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bitter films - women's everything will be ok rocket t-shirt

off-white, 100% organic fine jersey cotton "american apparel" organic tee, with don's signature on the left sleeve.
smoking new! with a rocket! and stars! and cabinets! no cabinets. but stars!
*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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bitter films - women's billy's balloon t-shirt

white, 100% cotton

still available! these are not quite so new! in fact they are not really new at all! old! who are you to question us?

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12




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bitter films - women's ah, l'amour t-shirt

white, 100% cotton

back by popular demand, this is the first time AH, L'AMOUR tees have been printed since 1995! which is really sort of frightening when you stop to think about it. that was over ten years ago... ten looong years ago. you were so much younger then. the world seemed so bright and full of promise. what happened?

wheee, vintage! fun!
with title text on the left sleeve

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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bitter films - women's rejected consumer t-shirt

available in two styles, each with a "bitter films" upc on the left sleeve.

black, 100% cotton "vintage supersoft" tee with red cross stiching across the collar and sleeves or solid black, 100% cotton.

people will stop in the street to gape and point at your shirt. then they will point at their own shirt and cry.

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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also available in men's cuts


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bitter films - women's rejected banana t-shirt

white, 100% cotton

with the rejected logo on the back. they will paw in envy at your cottony torso. because you will be better than them.

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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also available in men's cuts


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bitter films - women's bitter films logo t-shirt

black or charcoal, 100% cotton

o-fficial bitter films logo shirt, with a little question mark on the left sleeve. You work for us now.

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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also available in men's cuts


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bitter films - women's bleeding gums t-shirt

black, 100% cotton

a "rejected" production sketch, faithfully recreated with the scrap of paper it originated on. startling and inappropriate. your parents will hate you for wearing this.

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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also available in men's cuts


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bitter films - women's rejected girly t-shirt

white with asphalt sleeves & collar, 100% cotton "classic girl" raglan tee

your favorite fluffy thing, all bright and huggy. exclusively made for the gals and men with breasts.

*medium fits women's sizes 0-8
*large fits women's sizes 6-12

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